July 25 2013
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Have you ever been to a magic show and the magician pulls a rabbit out of a hat? All the kids cheer. What fun!
I read in the paper recently where the U.S. Department of Agriculture regulates bunny magicians. I never knew that, and…
October 31 2000
Pick up the newspaper and sometimes a story will jump out at you that you can hardly believe. Just this week the Washington Post reports that a 300 pound pig flew first class from Philadelphia to Seattle. Yes, it's true! Two women signed up to transport the animal. It seems they needed help to get him aboard. A 300 pound pig is a big porker. If he didn't want to fly to Seattle, I think it would be hard to hog tie the belligerent flyer. ~
But fortunately, according to the story, he was…